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The Bear

The Bear sits in the garden And eats a banana or two The Bear sits in the garden And waits there dreaming of you The Bear he loves his master That great master is you For you built The Bear … Continue reading

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No Sir No

No sir You stole my view You sat yourself right there in front of me Your back to me Blocking all I want to see And now The polar bears cannot be seen And now The bees cannot be seen … Continue reading

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No More Ice-Cream

The ice-cream man strolled up my street He was without his van This caused me great confusion For I am his greatest fan The ice-cream van had just been stolen And the ice-cream man was sad Who would steal an … Continue reading

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No Baby

There was no baby in that pram The baby was stolen by Sam I Am It was not good It was not right It bugged Sam I Am right through the night And you thought criminals didn’t have a conscience! … Continue reading

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