Now arriving at the North Pole.
This is the last stop on this line.
All passengers are encouraged to remove themselves and find connecting transport
Of course there is none
Except Santa’s sleigh and unless you are Santa, don’t you fucking dare!
Only Santa may ride his sleigh, only Santa you hear
And no you cannot be pulling the sleigh disguised as a reindeer
For we know all the reindeer, each and everyone, by name
You will be busted with punishment for Santa doesn’t like imitators under any circumstance.
Really your only option is to stay on the train,
And ride out of here same way you came in but backwards!
Bears Rebellion 14/02/14