Edward ate a big brown dog for breakfast
Every bit including the ears, toes and tail
Afterwards Edward lay down to wait out digestion
And then . . .
Edward celebrated the event by taking a walk
Edward whistled while he walked the golden streets
Never so satisfied was Edward as in those moments
Never so satisfied in his entire life
For Edward was experiencing pride
At no point did Edward spare a thought for the dog
At no point along the line at all
Poor dog, proud Edward, silly Edward
For pride is naught but the devils tool.
Bears Rebellion 04/01/13