What ya doing willy waving?
I see you standin on the balcony swingin around ur willy,
whippin it right, whippin it hard left,
taking a break to have a wee ova the fence,
tinkling joyfully, expressively, haughtily,
all a little aggressively down on the crowd below,
screaming “hey you, watch out dude, it’s raining”.
You stop, take a breath and pick it up again
“I’m the Willy Waver so run right along
or I’m gonna get ya!!! Yeah I so am!!!”
Bears Rebellion 20/12/12